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They love too much that die for love. -- John Ray
Love is the fart
Of every heart
It pains the man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.
-- John Suckling (1609-1642)
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
-- Edgar Watson Howe
Love is a matter of chance; matrimony is a matter of money, and divorce - a matter of course. -- Helen Rowland
The reason that women do not love one another is - men. -- Jean de La Bruyere (1645-1696, French writer)
If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
A woman is faithful to her first lover for a long time - unless she happens to take a second. -- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -- H.L. Mencken
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. -- Benjamin Franklin
A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman. -- Isaac Goldberg
Civilization gave us marriage. Progress is giving us divorce. -- Crawford, The Rose of Yesterday
Strange to say what delight we married people have to see poor fools decoyed into our condition. -- Samuel Pepys (1633-1703)
Love conquers all things -- except poverty and toothache. -- Mae West
A man's love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Love is based on a view of women that is impossible to those who have any experience with them. -- H.L. Mencken
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The advantage of love at first sight is that it delays a second sight. --
Natalie Clifford Barney
Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet. -- Frank Dane
When one is in love one begins by deceiving one's self. And one ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. -- Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madameoiselle de Rieux
To marry once is a duty; twice a folly; thrice is madness. -- Dutch proverb
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they
do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
-- Balzac
What is love but a second-hand emotion?
-- Tina Turner
When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out at the window.
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