Very Funny Quotes About Love
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 | Chaste is she whom no one has asked. -- Ovid | |
 | Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parker | |
 | Strange to say what delight we married people have to see poor fools decoyed into our condition. -- Samuel Pepys (1633-1703) | |
 | Half a love is better than none. -- Helen Rowland | |
 | Many a hanging prevents a bad marriage. -- Shakespeare | |
 | By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates, Greek philosopher | |
 | Marriage is one lone conversation checquered by disputes. -- Robert Louis Stevenson | |
 | A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible. -- William Makepeace Thackeray | |
 | Divorce dates from just about the same time as marriage; I think hat marriage is a few weeks older. -- Voltaire | |
 | Alas, she married another; they frequently do; I hope she is happy - because I am. -- Artemus Ward | |
 | The wages of sin is alimony. -- Carolyn Wells | |
 | The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden and ends with revelations. -- Oscar Wilde | |
 | Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde | |
 | The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain. -- Oscar Wilde | |
 | To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde | |
 | She is going to make someone a good wife someday, provided he comes down off the movie screen and asks her. -- Thornton Wilder | |
 | Next to the pleasure of making a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one. -- William Wycherley (1640-1716 | |
 | A man likes his wife just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it. -- Israel Zangwill | |
 | The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. -- Israel Zangwill | |
 | A woman must be a genius to create a good husband. -- Balzac | |
 | A deaf husband and blind wife are always a happy couple. -- Danish proverb | |
 | Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin | |
 | One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet. --Mongo | |
 | You can't blame gravity for falling in love. --Albert Einstein | |
 | Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it'sone of the best. -- Woody Allen | |
 | The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;probably because generally they are the same people. -- G.K. Chesterton | |
 | Love may make the world go round, but lust is the axis on which it revolves -- Anonymous | |
 | Love means never having to say, "Put down that meat cleaver" -- Anonymous | |
 | Free love is priced right. -- Edward Abbey | |
 | Love: Two minds without a single thought. --Philip Barry | |
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