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chastityChaste is she whom no one has asked. -- Ovid

brevity is the soul of lingerieBrevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parker

poor sapsStrange to say what delight we married people have to see poor fools decoyed into our condition. -- Samuel Pepys (1633-1703)

half a loveHalf a love is better than none. -- Helen Rowland

a bad marriageMany a hanging prevents a bad marriage. -- Shakespeare

Socrate's wifeBy all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates, Greek philosopher

argumentsMarriage is one lone conversation checquered by disputes. -- Robert Louis Stevenson

a handsome foolA clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible. -- William Makepeace Thackeray

divorceDivorce dates from just about the same time as marriage; I think hat marriage is a few weeks older. -- Voltaire

I hope she is happy with himAlas, she married another; they frequently do; I hope she is happy - because I am. -- Artemus Ward

the wages of is alimonyThe wages of sin is alimony. -- Carolyn Wells

the book of lifeThe Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden and ends with revelations. -- Oscar Wilde

first loveMen always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde quotes on loveThe only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain. -- Oscar Wilde

self loveTo love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde

a good wifeShe is going to make someone a good wife someday, provided he comes down off the movie screen and asks her. -- Thornton Wilder

mistressNext to the pleasure of making a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one. -- William Wycherley (1640-1716

cleverA man likes his wife just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it. -- Israel Zangwill

true loveThe only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. -- Israel Zangwill

behind every good husbandA woman must be a genius to create a good husband. -- Balzac

a deaf husband makes of  a happy coupleA deaf husband and blind wife are always a happy couple. -- Danish proverb

marriage without loveWhere there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin

internet datingOne good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet. --Mongo

Einstein quotes about loveYou can't blame gravity for falling in love. --Albert Einstein

sex without loveSex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it'sone of the best. -- Woody Allen

love your neighboursThe Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;probably because generally they are the same people. -- G.K. Chesterton

lustLove may make the world go round, but lust is the axis on which it revolves -- Anonymous

love means never having to sayLove means never having to say, "Put down that meat cleaver" -- Anonymous

free loveFree love is priced right. -- Edward Abbey

Love: Two minds without a single thought. Love: Two minds without a single thought. --Philip Barry

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