This is page 2 of 3 pages of Funny Love Quotes.
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Chaste is she whom no one has asked. -- Ovid
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parker
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Strange to say what delight we married people have to see poor fools decoyed into our condition. -- Samuel Pepys (1633-1703)
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Half a love is better than none. -- Helen Rowland
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Many a hanging prevents a bad marriage. -- Shakespeare
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates, Greek philosopher
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Marriage is one lone conversation checquered by disputes. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
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Divorce dates from just about the same time as marriage; I think hat marriage is a few weeks older. -- Voltaire
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Alas, she married another; they frequently do; I hope she is happy - because I am. -- Artemus Ward
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The wages of sin is alimony. -- Carolyn Wells
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The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden and ends with revelations. -- Oscar Wilde
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Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde
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The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain. -- Oscar Wilde
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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde
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She is going to make someone a good wife someday, provided he comes down off the movie screen and asks her. -- Thornton Wilder
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Next to the pleasure of making a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one. -- William Wycherley (1640-1716
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A man likes his wife just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it. -- Israel Zangwill
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The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. -- Israel Zangwill
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A woman must be a genius to create a good husband. -- Balzac
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A deaf husband and blind wife are always a happy couple. -- Danish proverb
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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin
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One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to
click with whomever you meet.
--Mongo
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You can't blame gravity for falling in love. --
Albert Einstein
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's
one of the best. -- Woody Allen
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;
probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G.K. Chesterton
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Love may make the world go round, but lust is the axis on which it
revolves -- Anonymous
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Love means never having to say, "Put down that meat cleaver" -- Anonymous
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Free love is priced right.
-- Edward Abbey
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Love: Two minds without a single thought.
--Philip Barry
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