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undying loveHe loved her, but won't die for her. He has an undying love for her.

hungry for loveI am hungry for love ... set the table.

love meI don't want people to love me. It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh

I love maknkind but I hate peopleI love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Charles Schulz

circular thinkingI love you; therefore I'm a lover.Everyone loves the lover.You are everyone to me.Therefore, you love me!

true selfI will always love the false image I had of you.

notI'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'

I'm busyI'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.

two kinds of womenIn this world, there are two sets of women: women that you would love to bewith, and women that would love to be with you. THERE IS NO UNION OF THESETWO SETS.

neighbourIt is easier to love humanity than to love one's neighbor. -- Eric Hoffer

the lawIt may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

desireLove is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber (1894-1961)

eye openerLove is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

dirty trickLove is only the dirty trick played on usto achieve continuation of the species. -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)

loveis the warm feelingLove is the warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Don't get caughtLove thy neighbor -- but don't get caught.

girls who wear glassesMen seldom make passesAt girls who wear glasses. -- Dorothy Parker

wine, women and songWho does not love wine, women, and song,Remains a fool his whole life long. -- Johann Heinrich Voss

a good pointWomen who love only women may have a good point. -- Edward Abbey

mothersWomen who miscalculate are called 'mothers'. -- Abigail Van Buren

We have to tryWomen: We cannot love them all. But we must try. -- Edward Abbey

Geghis Khan Love QuoteThe greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him beforeyou, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love himshrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives anddaughters. -- Genghis Kahn, 1226

The Laws of LoveArthur's Laws of Love:
1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of
someone else.
2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the
mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

hatredIt is better to have loved and lost than to have hated and won.

misery loves companyMisery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

miseryMisery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker

virtueHave you the assurance to pretend that when a lady demeans herself to throw aside the rules of decency, in order to honour you with the highest favour in her power, your virtue should resist her inclination? That when she had conquer'd her own vitue, she should find an obstruction in yours? -- Henry fielding

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